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<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1,昨晚我拿你的承诺去喂狗,第二天早上发现狗死了。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  2,在这个薄情年代,要想别人对你念念不忘,最好的办法就是欠钱不还。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  3,吃货的人生就像一列火车,总结起来就是,逛——吃,逛——吃,逛——吃。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  4,新时代的女性,上的了厅堂,翻的了围墙,斗的了小三,打的了流氓,就是下不了厨房。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  5,不想接我电话就直说,别老是让人家移动帮你对我说对不起........</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  6,没心没肺,能活百岁,问心无愧,做人不累。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  7,好朋友不需要太多,两个就够了,一个肯把钱借给你,当他问你要债时,另一个肯把他打死——</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 640.jpg </p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  8,不是我不想当淑女,是生活把老娘逼成了泼妇...........</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  9,总觉得,床铺的太整齐,会有点安度晚年的意思。恩,还是凌乱些,比较有朝气......</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  10,脑袋空不要紧,关键是不进水。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  11,地理老师问:四大洋分别是哪个?我答:喜羊羊,美羊羊,懒羊羊,沸羊羊。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  12,我对着镜子说:镜子,镜子,我是不是这个世界上最美丽的?镜子碎了。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  13,喜欢我的人都是好人。不喜欢我的都是坏人。讨厌我的都不是人。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 640 (1).jpg </p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  14,我长的很耐看,你要耐着性子看。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  15,开车无难事,只怕有新人!</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  16,我拿着丘比特的弓箭追啊追,你穿着防弹背心飞啊飞!</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  17,遇到你之前,我的世界是黑白的,遇见你之后,哇靠,全黑了。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  18,我感觉你像两头猪,因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  19,我爱你的时候,你打我骂我,我都忍了,我不爱你了,你再碰我试试。</span></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="border: 0px; list-style: none; max-width: 100%; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2em; color: rgb(151, 72, 6); box-sizing: border-box !important;">  20,今天客户到银行取定期,坐下一句话说的我晕倒了,“你好,我死期到了。”</span></p><p></p>
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